Re: Smut in General

[PassiveSin]

But what about Edward Cullen???

(had a bad movie marathon yesterday, sorry xD)

Carry on.

:shock: I don't friggin' know how that worked... It's Stephenie Meyer that you should ask for that answer....

I googled it up xD Found some funny answers :'D

NSFW so posting the link instead:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081005160807AAD7ryf

A lulzy excerpt from the link, again NSFW:

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@bolded: The girl must've failed in biology
Choi made a funny snorting noise that sounded like a fart because of that :'D

Oh and SMeyer's own explanation

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:'D :'D :'D Sooo many plotholes :'D Edward and his 100-yr-old sperm :'D

I don't even.... What?...

[Guest]

...True....there is no blood running through his veins...

We don't know that. More like his sperms would be dead because he is dead.

But what about Edward Cullen???

(had a bad movie marathon yesterday, sorry xD)

Carry on.

Apparently, it was the "venom" or something...
Also, when hegot turned the sperm got frozen on that state and remained there for all 100 yrs he stayed a virgin, then on wedding night he finally got them out and impregnated lady.

But what about Edward Cullen???

(had a bad movie marathon yesterday, sorry xD)

Carry on.

:shock: I don't friggin' know how that worked... It's Stephenie Meyer that you should ask for that answer....

WEll, you said her body was human, she wouldneed to, unless her body got fed on magic and belief...but then she wou;dm't really be alive...

She is physically human. But we don't really know what she lives off of.... I mean, logically, she should be eating every few minutes just like a hummingbird to keep her whole body going...

The metabolism thing, you know? But never in any scene in the movie did we see her eating.

But he is dead and wasn't show to have blood, or did he? ._. I saw him give no sign...+ too pale... and what would be the point to having blood on a dead person? Then he wouldn't be dead, he would be resurrected right? Not like his body is that physical either....so is he supposed to be a spirit or what is the body made of?

Well, he was never cut for us to see that there was no blood. He's a frost spirit, so it's only natural that he looks the part. He looks even worse in his concept arts. We don't really know what their bodies are made of, but they are capable of getting hurt so there is no reason to believe that none of them would bleed when they've been cut. Pitch even checked for blood when Tooth punched one of his teeth out. Jack just runs cold because he's a frost spirit. There's no reason to believe that none of them would bleed when cut.

Well, Impotency as I know it means they can't have sex, like Jack would have problem having an erection... and Infertility/ Sterility would mean sex can happen, just can't create another life.

Impotent can also mean "sterile".

I know, I actually looked that up before, but since the pics were movie version, which I find disturbing ...:'D And movie version is where I have most doubts...
Also, book version....I have girl crush
The movie version scared me :'D thinking she was naked under the feathers... and those feet...and that body...

Well, it is a children's movie. It's not surprising that they toned Tooth down a bit compared to her book version.

Aw poor thing, but if those ladies live long, wouldn;'t they have longer fertility ones? Or did she go past normal age? Or stayed with the ones of a human?

Tooth wasn't even supposed to live long to begin with. She'd probably have the average lifespan of a Human and a "Sister of Flight" (her mother's race). I think she only did because she was chosen as a Guardian, much like how North lived for so long because he was chosen as a Guardian. North was just a normal human being in the beginning.

Do North and Bunny eat? Well, if she were still to be alive I guess she would, but if not and just depended on belief...

North eats cookies. Bunnymund was implied to love carrots.

We've never seen Jack and Sandy eat anything, although the latter was shown holding a glass of eggnog. And Tooth... Looking at how she acts, she's supposed to eat every few minutes... Her metabolism should be making it difficult for her to even put off feeding... But she keeps moving and fighting like there's no problem.

There is a story...I think it was group of serial killer sisters...not sure, they lived during my grandmas times...there is a story where they walk out to find one of them having sex with a chihuahua, they killed her for it...

O-.... kay...

Edit: Look Sin! Human Bunny! :'D

Spoiler:

we only need to wait a bit until the yaoi is ready :'D
Edit2: There is actually a lot of humanbunny art...

Yeah, there are... But not a lot of them is smut.

WEll...it's a movie, they wouldn't show that.... but still is kinda necessary to know.... So she is part humingbird on movie only?
But he is a spirit, and they got some hits that should have made them bleed...

Where Iam from, only on a man, a man would be if he is impotent, but not lady...different definitions?

Toned down in what way?

Then she is not really alive by her own power is she? Meaning she does get fed on belief?

but do they eat cause they want or depend to live? Jack is a dead so....he wouldn;t really need food would he?

lol

True, but its not long until there is
And then I shall post it >:'D
But I wll take a guess, I will try to not see it myself xD

[PassiveSin]

WEll...it's a movie, they wouldn't show that.... but still is kinda necessary to know.... So she is part humingbird on movie only?

No, it's not. Especially not in a children's movie. She's part "Sister of Flight", some kind of humanoid bird creature. Not actually a bird. Hummingbird is just the closest thing that you can describe her to.

But he is a spirit, and they got some hits that should have made them bleed...

Yeah, but none of them ever went past the surface of the skin.

Where Iam from, only on a man, a man would be if he is impotent, but not lady...different definitions?

They are similar. Let's just leave it at that.

Toned down in what way?

Well, she's busty in the books and flat chested in the movie. Plus, in the books she uses a sword, she just body slams in the movie. You be the judge.

Then she is not really alive by her own power is she? Meaning she does get fed on belief?

We don't know. I think we'd need to go read the books for the answer to that. It's been implied that, they do disappear if enough children stopped believing in them though.

but do they eat cause they want or depend to live? Jack is a dead so....he wouldn;t really need food would he?

We don't know. In some cases of other media, immortals who don't need to eat eat for the the hell of it. Like Saya from Blood+. All she really needs is blood, but she eats human food anyway. Her chevalier, Haji, who doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep, is shown eating noodles in the manga.

True, but its not long until there is :3
And then I shall post it >:'D
But I wll take a guess, I will try to not see it myself xD

LOOOOL. Yeah, you go do that. I'll stick to Frostbite smut.

[Guest]

WEll...it's a movie, they wouldn't show that.... but still is kinda necessary to know.... So she is part humingbird on movie only?

No, it's not. Especially not in a children's movie. She's part "Sister of Flight", some kind of humanoid bird creature. Not actually a bird. Hummingbird is just the closest thing that you can describe her to.

But he is a spirit, and they got some hits that should have made them bleed...

Yeah, but none of them ever went past the surface of the skin.

Where Iam from, only on a man, a man would be if he is impotent, but not lady...different definitions?

They are similar. Let's just leave it at that.

Toned down in what way?

Well, she's busty in the books and flat chested in the movie. Plus, in the books she uses a sword, she just body slams in the movie. You be the judge.

Then she is not really alive by her own power is she? Meaning she does get fed on belief?

We don't know. I think we'd need to go read the books for the answer to that. It's been implied that, they do disappear if enough children stopped believing in them though.

but do they eat cause they want or depend to live? Jack is a dead so....he wouldn;t really need food would he?

We don't know. In some cases of other media, immortals who don't need to eat eat for the the hell of it. Like Saya from Blood+. All she really needs is blood, but she eats human food anyway. Her chevalier, Haji, who doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep, is shown eating noodles in the manga.

True, but its not long until there is
And then I shall post it >:'D
But I wll take a guess, I will try to not see it myself xD

LOOOOL. Yeah, you go do that. I'll stick to Frostbite smut.

Well, it is for me, I need to know they can eat and if theey dneed to, even if qucik snack, specially if uncertain of humanity.
So then why would she need to eat like a hummingbird?

But that is too weird...How can you know it is possible to then?

But...but xD

:c You mean take the awesomeness away? Turn her to a weird bodied ting and... There was no need for that even if it is children's movie...

Yes I saw that, but I can't get the books for now :'D It will be a while until I am able to...

I know, but it does make a difference...

Lol, but I won't tell anyone when I do >:}D

[crackerpattiez]

@oino, ...........vampire venom blood and 100 year old semen??? ..That woman has quite an imagination :B

Unless the story is real! DUN DUN DUN!!! Haha no.
It's fiction, we're all good here. I don't even know why she took the effort to make up more bull to cover up that hole (I can't take any stories containing sparkly predators seriously in the first place, so pulling that out of her bum to supposedly make the story more "believable" confuses me). It just ..seems pointless.

On topic:

OMG Grayteat is spreading!


Ohoho.. the grayxnatsu horrors I went through to come to this *shudders*

[Guest]

@oino, ...........vampire venom blood and 100 year old semen??? ..That woman has quite an imagination :B

Unless the story is real! DUN DUN DUN!!! Haha no.
It's fiction, we're all good here. I don't even know why she took the effort to make up more bull to cover up that hole (I can't take any stories containing sparkly predators seriously in the first place, so pulling that out of her bum to supposedly make the story more "believable" confuses me). It just ..seems pointless.

On topic:

OMG Grayteat is spreading!


Ohoho.. the grayxnatsu horrors I went through to come to this *shudders*

Lol, I rmeember when some people were saying it was an autobiographhy :'D

Go grYTEAt , and you deserve hero medal :p

[crackerpattiez]

^
I don't even... Dx

I totally do.. there were some terrible terrible things on tumblr o____o

[Guest]

Lol some Jack/Tooth smut for Sin :'D

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[PassiveSin]

Thanks, mama Sheep!

[Guest]

Some more Tooth/Jack smut. ;)

I have seen the light.

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[PassiveSin]

Some more Tooth/Jack smut. ;)

I have seen the light.

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I can't believe I fell for that.

[Guest]

Some more Tooth/Jack smut.

I have seen the light.

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I can't believe I fell for that.

>:}D
I knew someone would :'D

Been too long since we did it so I guess you forgot?

[Lisa77]

Evil luna at her best here folks.

[Guest]

Welcome, my randomness fellow ;P
Here is another Tooth/Jack smut

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Dun affraid, its real smut, bcause I care

[crackerpattiez]

Some more Tooth/Jack smut.

I have seen the light.

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...whos butt is that?

[✖єsumi✖]

Some more Tooth/Jack smut.

I have seen the light.

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...whos butt is that?

Makarovs :"D

[Lisa77]

I think that's actually bixlow's butt in the first ova. Its edited, so he's licking his own ass

[Guest]

^Yes, I think it's Bixlow too. I remember seeing his hair :'D

Also, pervert Esumi....that was too big to Makarov's :'D Unless he was using magic...

[✖єsumi✖]

Wait, it was Bixlows? ...I am now gonna headdesk for thinking it was Makarovs...but before that I think I will need some brainbleach....

And Luna, I know have a very...weird/disgusting/disturbing image in my mind...:'D

[crackerpattiez]

..his own ass?



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[Guest]

WTF this gif :'D?

[crackerpattiez]

I don't know! :'D

[Aria11]

Yep is his own ass and that gif cracker is like how everyone here probably reacted xD

Lol @ esumi thinking is Makarov's xD

Well I knew it was his ass,because I remember seeing it in the OVA lol

Can we post yaoi smut?

[Guest]

Of course we can, we can post all kinds of smut :'D

[Aria11]

Awe thanks :'D

Ok I am not going to post many,only 3.

KagamixKuroko

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MidorimaxTakao

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AominexKise

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This is the best I could find right now xD

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